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September 13, 2005
Getting My License
I was Apollo 13 returning to Earth, but my cup was half empty instead of half full. Like Matilda to Miss Trunchbull, I thought I was the "weakest link, goodbye." Bag over my head, I tried not to Niagra Falls infront of Scrooge, but turns out it was on sale! I left Pats at the Superbowl and it's been Brady Bunch ever since.
Posted by lcissullivan at September 13, 2005 05:08 PM